Are you sick and tired of arbitrary numbers from sites like [INSERT THREE LETTER GAMING PUBLICATION HERE] and want to have a ratings system from a different stranger on the internet you can trust? No? How about from a digital anomaly that you can’t trust? Great! My impressions of a game are rated on a 5 Star system.

★★★★★ PERFECT GAME

★★★★✯ ALMOST PERFECT

★★★★ GREAT GAME

★★★✯ VERY GOOD GAME

★★★ GOOD GAME

★★✯ NOT BAD, ACTUALLY

★★ JUST OKAY

★✯ BAD

★ DOG SHIT (or, everyone else’s sub 3 star….)

I am personally tired of reviewers using an /5 or /10 system for their ratings, but only utilizing 7-10 as their scores, or everything below 7/10 or 3.5/5 to be the digital equivalent of dogshit. I wanted to give you a number system that is easier to understand and tremendously more telling than sites like Game[____] or Game[___] or a certain three letter publication.